He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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