so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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