Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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