love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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