I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
