I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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