I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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