yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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