He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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