Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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