at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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