Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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