Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
OPIZZABONMYDICK
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
