pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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