Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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