Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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