Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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