you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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