whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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