I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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