im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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