Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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