i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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