Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
