Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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