Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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