Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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