dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
No subtext here. People are naked.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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