look no pants
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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