4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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