I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
