If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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