im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
this will be a night to untag.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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