I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
