Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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