doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
look no pants
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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