That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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