I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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