im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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