She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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