i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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