i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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