No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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