Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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