Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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