belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
high people should be assigned attendants
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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