Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
