my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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