He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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