If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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