Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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