Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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