Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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