Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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